I am happy to report that PlaneDad has arrived at the Worldwide Headquarters in exile — although it took him more than 14 hours to get here. Normally? That trip would probably take about 7 or 8.

All I can say is this: If, when I am 89 years old, I can get into a car and drive for 14 hours straight after no sleep for a day — and not end up in a ditch somewhere — I will consider my life a success.

Yes, he’s now asleep.

Meanwhile, the report from the real Worldwide Headquarters is that neighbors have banded together, compared contents of refrigerators and freezers, amounts of gasoline in gas cans, number of generators, and and are now hunkered down for the duration.

Talk to you later.