I think we have a winner for the Mesa Air Lawsuit Defense Fund name.

CAN EAT WAFFLES.

Now, bear with me. This was the suggestion of a reader, who wrote,  “If not for the needless “negative energy, and a lot of time spent on lawyers’ pay with very little good coming out of them,” I would have to say that Jonathan Ornstein’s lawsuit would be nothing but comical. And since Mr. Ornstein finds lawsuits such a productive use of money (perhaps he sees this as an attempt to offset the financial impact of having to pay Hawaiian Airlines), I have come up with a catchier name for your legal defense fund.”

Coalition

Against

Negative

Okay, so maybe I’ve been typing for too long.

Dunno.

I kind of like it. Lots of graphics possibilities.